“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“I should yesterday have married a maid.”
“A sound went through the watchers—a grunt—and then they were silent.” (The Gunslinger, Stephen King)
“Uranus has a very aggressive orbit.”
“Ranger removed his gun belt and dropped it on the floor”
I’m going to hell for this…
Then he commanded the steward of his house, ‘Fill the men’s sacks with food, as much as they can carry, and put each man’s money in the top of his sack.’ ~Genesis 44:1
“The man was a hippopotamus.”
like seriously
- Boy: Hi
- Girl: I have a boyfriend
- Boy: I said hi not suck my dick
IN JERSEY ITS 16
(HEY NATH AND HARRY AND NIALL) (ILL PRETEND IM 16)
(via infinityinportland)
